Be honest with me.
Exactly how old were you when you became a responsible adult and remembered to pack tampons/pads/those crazy rubber insertable devices/etc. into your purse JUST IN CASE?
Please tell me I’m not the only woman who is most likely peri-menopausal with regular periods that STILL can’t get that right.
I’m even still struggling with getting my underwear on right-side-out on a regular basis.
Just so you don’t think I’m a total nincompoop, I have never applied a pad and THEN put my underwear on inside out. However, if you have, please fess up to take away a bit of my humiliation.
* The approximate number of menses** I’ve had.
** Funny how menses and mensa*** are so similar.
*** I bet menstruating mensa members remember to pack tampons.