Posted by: DD | January 25, 2007

no. 368 – A Commercial Break

I don’t get it. Brian and Heather dated for seven years. They are splitting after one year of marriage.

Did he really change that much in six months? Did she? It’s not like either one of them could have been surprised, unless of course, they each started acting like normal, fucking human beings.

Maybe she realized he was geeky without makeup.

Maybe he realized she was a prude in bed.

Celebrities are stupid.



  1. Gosh, I have a crush on her.

    Supposedly, his demon addictions have gotten the better of him. He’d begun cheating on her, the most beautiful woman in the world.

    It is difficult to imagine normalcy with him, but she sure gave it to him. Now he has a teenaged groupee, Evan Rachel Wood, to keep him company. She’s adapted the vamp look perfected by Dita.

    I know entirely too much about this stuff, huh?

  2. Who the hell “asks for custody” of the family pets? If she wants her cats and dogs then JUST TAKE THEM. God. So many celebrities ARE stupid.

  3. I noticed that, too, with the Pet Custody. Maybe she’ll be nice and grant visitation or even joint custody. And then we can all sleep better at night.

  4. He scares me.

  5. I don’t really understand why anyone would marry that freak in the first place. It would take one hell of a personality to overcome the packaging.

  6. Funnily enough, I wondered the same thing when their split hit the news.

    But two very strange people, no doubt about that!

  7. I didn’t even know who you were taking about until I read the article. I’m so not-cool.

    Seven years? It does seem strange to me.

  8. Celebrities are stupid. Why do they even bother getting hitched? Okay, some make it. But, the odds aren’t good.

  9. Marriage can ruin a good relationship if the players don’t sit down and talk about their expectations before they get hitched.

    I’ve seen others change drastically after becoming Wife or Husband. It’s so frustrating to watch the struggle in couples who didn’t realize they had different beliefs on what “getting married” really means, and they change to try to match those beliefs, and relationships shatter.

    So sad. Even if it is nutty celebrities. 🙂

  10. I think he cheated on her with that girl from Thirteen, Evan Rachel Wood. Ridiculous. I can’t believe he gets that much a$$ anyway. Oh well, who knows what happened. They proably just started being “real”.

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