Posted by: DD | June 27, 2008

SNACK TIME

I read two posts this week about nose-picking. After reading Jess’s, who referenced a candybar called Crunchies, my memory was triggered recalling that we have a candy that conjures up images of knuckle-deep nasal cavity searching: Goobers.

Except I couldn’t remember that it was called Goobers. Instead I googled “candy Boogers”.

I shouldn’t have.

Not only do they make Boogers candy, but it is advertised as LOOKING and FEELING like snot. What? It doesn’t TASTE like it, too? What’s the point, then?

Maybe you’d rather have some of these:

No?

What about these?

(Actually, these would be good for your work desk because you won’t have to worry about your fellow co-workers mooching your chocolate stash.)

However, if you want something healthy but craving something salty and crunchy, why not pick up a bag of these:

The other green meat! Entomologists everywhere love them! Enjoy your favorite friendly insect…. the cricket, in 3 delicious flavors: Bacon and Cheese, Salt & Vinegar, and Sour Cream & Onion.

Is it lunch time? I’ve got a sudden case of the munchies.

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Responses

  1. I hope that you mind that my only response is

    YUK!

  2. There’s a little candy company here in Mahone Bay that makes dark chocolate covered ants with a delicious candied almond on top…..

    they call them ‘critter bugs’

  3. ugh, those are so frikkin disgusting looking…
    i had an english teacher in grade school who loved chocolate covered ants. He would actually bring them to school. I believe he had brought crickets in, too…
    blech.

  4. I can probably wait an hour or three before dinner…

  5. Ewwwwwwwwwww! What’s that in the band-aids? Scabs?


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