Posted by: DD | November 26, 2008


When those  people preach about protecting the “sanctity” of marriage, these are just a few images that come to my mind of some unions that while they fit their  idea of sanctity, they can hardly be exemplified:

Anna Nicole and J. Howard

Anna Nicole and J. Howard

Of course she didn’t marry him for his money. It was because he was such a good kisser, having no teeth and all.
Kimberley and Hugh

Kimberley and Hugh

While these two actually separated in 1999, they are legally still married. Talk about an open marriage.
Lisa and Clark

Lisa and Clark

Sorry, no picture of Clark…since he was ONLY 15! Also? This picture makes her look much younger than her 37 years, doesn’t it?
Liz and Any Eligible Man

Liz and Any Eligible Man

Elizabeth believed so much in the sanctity of marriage that she did it 9 times. Twice to the same guy.
Mickey and Co.
It must be true: women find a sense of humor extremely attractive. That must mean that Mickey had his eight wives laughing all the way to the alter.
Arnolfini and Giovanna

Arnolfini and Giovanna

Shotgun wedding – old school. (Ok, technically, she wasn’t pregnant, but still it happens every day. It’s just that today’s portraits of skinny, creepy dudes and their 9 1/2 month pregnant soon-to-be wives are captured via polaraid cameras left scattered about on hay bales and the groom is wearing camo.

P.S. I don’t know ‘brentwillie’ but he had a nice collection of redneck wedding photos for your viewing pleasure.


  1. I had NO idea that Mickey had 8 wives.

    Hefner scares me most of all. He looks like he’s going to rape the photog taking the picture. Blech.

  2. If only this kind of obviousness were able to convince my anti-gay-marriage friend…but alas.

  3. How about…EWWWW! I say let folks that love each other marry each other…heck if they like each other, I don’t care!

  4. The Arnolfini Portrait, I’m impressed! It’s always been one that I’ve really enjoyed, and I’ve seen it in person. Not that anyone gives a shit…

    Seriously though, who cares who gets married? This sanctity crap is ridiculous. I don’t care if someone marries 20 times. As long as both parties, gay or straight, consent to the marriage, have fun kids!

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