Posted by: DD | February 9, 2009


The B does not stand for Bowel, but there is certainly Movement.

Let me just say this: I have ducktape and I’m not afraid to use it.











Before any one thinks about siccing CPS on me, this is not ZGirl, OK? Plus, I wouldn’t tape her to my walls. It’d ruin my paint.



  1. hahaha, I LOVE this picture! It just cracks me up how this child is holding the yellow duckie and WHO thought to tape the duckie! Brilliant!

  2. cute picture

    we actually have done this with the teens in our youth group. two teams pick a person, duct tape them to the wall and see who stays stuck the longest. they love it.

  3. Loving that! I gotta find a crappy wall that will fit all 3 of my kids!

  4. That totally f**king rocks! I have heard of velco, but the duct tape is so much more available.

  5. Yes, I remember only too well 🙂


  6. DAMN! Why did you wait to show me this when I only have on kid left at home?????

    I have the perfect location for him!

  7. Quite disturbing, but pretty damn funny.

  8. I don’t know. I have a really good sense of humor (and god only knows, I’ve been tempted to drag out duct tape on many occasions), but I find this disturbing, even if it’s meant to be funny.

  9. They do make that low tack tape that isn’t supposed to hurt paint…but I doubt it would hold ZGirl to the wall. Especially if she is wiggly.

  10. Sad that you have to put the disclaimer on.

  11. This is how men babysit.

  12. It is sad that you have to put the disclaimer on! Reality is that it’s photoshopped. Either that, or it’s like the duct tape halloween costume I saw that has two pieces and some hooks and zippers in between.

    Funny though, this reminds me of the old Lil Rascal movie where the babies diaper has been glued to the floor so it can’t runaway.

  13. I had to admit I’ve thought of doing this.


  14. I am laughing my ASS off!!!! I also just mentioned you as one of my favorite Bad Girls of Infertility Land. You go, girl!

  15. ooh I love that. Fabulous.

  16. I’ve seen this called “redneck babysitter” and “redneck time-out” – I do wonder how they did it. Hope you are well,

  17. Very clever use of the stuff! (Cheaper than my play yard too.)

  18. That was me, beagle, but you knew that, right??

  19. OMG that is to freaking funny!!!!

    Does that work on teens???

    I gave you an award!!!!


  20. I’d be lying if I said the thought never crossed my mind. I also never thought I would think those leashes were a good idea. (And I will also put a disclaimer lest anyone think I would actually ever use either one)

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