Posted by: DD | March 5, 2009

OH NO HE DIN’NT

It had to happen. A bill has been introduced by Georgian Senator Ralph Hudgens.

Section 19-7-67(a) reads: “Where a woman under age 40 is to receive treatment using her own eggs or embryos created using her own eggs, whether fresh or previously cryopreserved, at the time of transfer no person or entity shall transfer more than two embryos in any treatment cycle, regardless of the procedure used.” 

If a woman is over 40, and therefore stands a lower chance of a successful pregnancy in a given month, the bill raises the limit to three implanted embryos.

Hudgens? You’re an idiot. Did you even do any research or is this what you and one of your physician buddies talked about over lunch last week? A woman’s fertility actually begins to decline in her mid-30’s; significantly after 35. HOWEVER…that’s in women who are “normally” fertile, therefore the odds of them pursuing IVF at any point are rather slim (unless you are Angelina since she’s fertile but impatient).

Will you also amend your bill the first time a woman ends up pregnant with quads due to both embryos splitting and developing so that it states she MUST have selective reduction? Obviously she and her pesky babies will become a financial burden on the system as I can’t seem to recall an instance where quads were any less risky than quints, septs, or even…OCTUPLETS!

While you’re at it, Hudgens, maybe you should write more one-shoe-fits-all legislative bills on treatments for other medical conditions. Let me shoot you some ideas: since it’s expensive to go through chemotherapy or radiation for the treatment of breast cancer, you should write a bill that women are only allowed to get bilateral mastectomies. Just lop off those pesky boobs. I think that might even be a great idea for men with testicular cancer: just ‘snip-snip’ those baubles.

More medical restrictions? Let’s cut our Medicare costs by no longer covering hip and knee replacement surgeries in people over the age of 65. I mean, what the heck are they going to do with a new hip or knee anyway? Hit the Dancing with the Stars circuit? Those surgeries easily run $40,000 to $80,000, especially if you get one of those fancy hip components made of titanium. Again, why bother? Do the elderly really need a component that will last 100 years when they may actually only live for another 5, 10 or good grief, 20 years?? Why not just make the components out of cedar? It’s rot resistant, plus it’ll repel moths.

If we are talking about what doctors or entities are allowed to do, then they should propose a bill that requires DNR orders for patients over the age of 80, because it’s a fact that once a patient has coded and is resuscitated, their medical care expenses shoot through the roof! Any physician who resuscitates said patients should then be required to pay for the subsequent care, right?

By the way, did you know that Medicare will pay for penile implants? Oh, yes, they do, and those puppies aren’t cheap, either.

It’s a ridiculous proposition and most likely why AMA has only been able to come up with guidelines in ART. If the government is so bloody worried about who can or cannot afford to have children, then maybe they should require a credit application prior to a couple trying to conceive. And if the couple don’t have proof of being fiscally solvent after the birth of a child, said child should be whisked away and given to the couple who have proven they ARE fiscally sound but infertile.

See how stupid that all sounds? It’s just an echo of things to come down the old governmental poop chute under the clang and rattle of the outraged citizen penned in cages of ignorance.

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ETA: I swear, I did not know that Julie posted about this same issue. I created this posts after I read the news and have to forward a draft to my email since I don’t have access to anything blog related at work. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery after all, and in case there’s any confusion over that statement, I don’t believe anyone is imitating me.

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Responses

  1. I am hoping that you copy/pasted this to the dear senators email address.

    While you are at it, post it here, we can bombard the ass with emails.

  2. Yeah I called and emailed all the relevant people today (I live in GA). But it’s all pro-lifey so they will all vote for it. Totally blows.

    • Actually they’ve tabled the bill. You know what I think? I think Hudgens is just trying to cash in on the coattails of Suleman: he’ll now be the first to have introduced a bill of this kind. So what if it was ill thought out?

  3. I swear the next time I’m driving in your neck of the woods, I might just have to drop by and kiss you {{{{MWAH!}}}

    And my in-laws live in north GA. I think infertile people are still burned at the stake ’round them parts….

  4. I am still feeling smug over sending e-mails on this topic to the lieutenant governor and several local representatives. The reason I feel smug? I managed to avoid saying “Hudgens is a completely uneducated MORON spouting legislation out of his ass and if you agree with him, then you are, too.” It was a lot harder than you might think.

    • Erin, you should read the news story on this (CBS or NBC??) in the comment section. Someone actually said that if a woman already has one child, they shouldn’t be allowed to do IVF. My sphincter’s been locked up ever since I read that.

  5. You know what? This wasn’t about limiting IVF treatment at all.

    This moron Hudgens is just looking for his 15 minutes of fame because he’s tired of other Senators getting more floor time. Just another politician with a big ego.

    Next thing ya know, he’ll be on Dr. Phil.

  6. MORON!! I’m not going to even tell you how many times we transferred 3 (and one time 4) and DIDN’T get pregnant. And I am not 40…yet!!

  7. I try not to hate people, but they make it so hard.

    So, so hard.

    What is this guy thinking? Sigh.


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