Posted by: DD | May 3, 2009

INSIGHT

A list of 10 things I openly ridicule and/or loathe but secretly covet and/or envy:

1.) gladiator sandals

2.) maxi-dresses

3.) lobster tail

4.) thong underwear

5.) pierced baby ears

6.) pregnant Wal-Mart shoppers

7.) 2-seater sports cars

8.) tans

9.) tattoos

10.) the number of pictures of myself

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Responses

  1. Please please don’t say you really covet nos 1 and 4. Urrgh. My no 7 went to pay for IVFs 2 and 3….I miss it.

  2. Sigh…me too. I was pondering a list very like this the other day.

  3. pregnant walmart shoppers??? huh??

    My brain is in shut-down mode… then again, My #1 on list of things I openly loathe/ ridicule is dumbasses who spend most of their weekend drunk off their arses…. heh- this weekend, I AM that dumbass!!! 😀

  4. 1.) gladiator sandals
    Uh, no. Not for me…got sturdy Polish legs. Thanks mom.

    2.) maxi-dresses
    Again, no. Too short for maxi dresses

    3.) lobster tail
    Eh. Maybe once a decade.

    4.) thong underwear
    Got some…it’s OK. Better than grannie underwear.

    5.) pierced baby ears
    No thank you. Babies scream enough.

    6.) pregnant Wal-Mart shoppers
    Seen enough in the 10 minutes I was there on Friday.

    7.) 2-seater sports cars
    I miss mine…although it had a back seat. Just not a functional one.

    8.) tans
    No way. Never happen. Pasty-white, glow-in-the-dark Irish skin. Thanks Dad! Maybe spray on?

    9.) tattoos
    I have enough markings – lots of moles.

    10.) the number of pictures of myself
    You have pictures of yourself? I don’t generally allow them, but you’d think my husband would have taken a couple of me with my daughter. Nope.

  5. I am actively working on my tan. I know, I’m evil.

  6. Now I want some lobster! 🙂

    Hope everyone is feeling better!


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